Our Rating System, the S.T.A.R.C.H.E.R

moviecriticshow — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:52:22 +0000

Instead of rating films on the one to four star rating, we rate them using a one to eleven scale called the S.T.A.R.C.H.E.R (Stupid Trivial Awarding Rank Cannot Heed Ebert’s Rating) with one being the worst, and eleven being the best. Here’s how our system works:

11 - The deinition of awesome

10 - A damn fine film

9 - Great, but not all around awesome

8 - A good movie, but not a great one, but still good

7 - A bit higher than your average movie

6 - Could do better, could do worse

5 - Bleh, could do better

4 - About as good as a golden piece of crap

3 - About as good as global warming

2 - Watching paint dry is more entertaining

1 - Makes “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigalo” look like “Citizen Kane”

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Our Rating System, the S.T.A.R.C.H.E.R